What Are FFTB’s?

WTF are FFTB’s?

Five

Foot

Tall

Brunette

‘s

To qualify as an FFTB, a girl needs to meet the following description:

  • Height: 5’0″ – 5’6″
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Ethnicity/Color/Race: Any
  • Sex Appeal: 11 on a scale of 1 – 10

Additional points are awarded to FFTB’s with bangs, and tattoos. Being considered an FFTB is a fucking compliment.

We even convinced the minds of Urban Dictionary that FFTB’s are so legit that they deserve their own published definition, yeah! FFTB’s @ Urban Dictionary!

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